Frequent Flier Knows Airport Bar That's Never Crowded

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Frequent Flier Knows Out-Of-The-Way Airport Bar That's Never Crowded

With an estimated 2,000 flights under his belt in his 23 years of business travel, Meyers claims to be "one of the nation's leading authorities" on airport amenities, and said he is "more than happy" to pass along knowledge and experience to his fellow travelers.

"I'd shoot myself if I ever knew that much about airport hotels and bars," Appel added. "Thank God I don't have to fly as much as that poor loser."

Very funny.

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The onion is hit or miss, but this one is definitely a hit.