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AirTran Airways Named Best Low-Fare Airline
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The Top 15 Advertising Slogans for AirTran
1. AirTran: We're Amtrak with wings. 2. Join our frequent near-miss program. 3. Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 4. Noisy engines? We'll turn 'em off! 5. Complimentary champagne in free-fall. 6. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 7. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 8. You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane! 9. AirTran: Our pilots are terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 10. AirTran: We might be landing on your street! 11. AirTran: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 12. Bring a bathing suit. 13. So that's what these buttons do! 14. AirTran: A real man lands where he wants to. 15. AirTran: We never make the same mistake three times.
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Yikes!
Boy, not so sure I'd be willing to show my true colors if I was that much of a complete ignoramous. Good luck with that, I am utterly embarassed for you
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Welcome to the game Mduell!!!! Your team needs all the help it can get. Although you may not be their all-star, In fact your our MVP. I especially like the remark about our engines, and since you like the Bombardier Global Express (it appears from your pic) thought you would know that Rolles-Royce makes that engine and in fact its basically a minature of the BR-715 engines on the 717. Dont worry here at ITYT we teach the truth about aviation, so there will always be someone here to steer you in the right direction. P.S. I always liked these funny sayings about airlines:
British Heirways Un-tied Alitalia: Always Late In Takeoff And Late In Arrival USAir: US Scare Northwest: Northworst BEA: Broken Engines Everywhere BOAC: Best on a Camel TWA: Try Western Airlines TAP: Take Another Plane SAS: Sex And Service OLYMPIC: Olympic Likes Your Money Paid In Cash DELTA (Don't Expect Luggage to Arrive) SkyWest- SCAREwest Hughes Airwest, Hughes Airworst TWA Teenie Weenie Air SABENA Such a Bloody Exprerience Never Again America West- America PEST DELTA = Doesn´t Ever Leave The Airport By the way your not the first person to make fun of airlines. keep up the good work.
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AirTran Airways Reports Record April Traffic
...looks like a few travelers read Entrepeneur Magazine last month
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